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haskellryangosling:

Hey girl. My love used to be polymorphic but now it’s type is instantiated to you.

Reblogged from Haskell Ryan Gosling
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thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

This is me until someone says something wrong about music/video games. Then no qualms at all.

Reblogged from Library Wildlife
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crazysexyray:

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A CHAT
  • tumblr: We've introduced a new feature that kills your firstborn.
  • xkit guy: welp, time to program an extension that paints lamb's blood on your sidebar
A CHAT

Recipe for an Orchestra

  • Conductor: baton, attitude, black magic, let sit for 30-60 years
  • Violin: Soulless eyes, rosin, callouses, nice hair
  • Viola: Callouses, tears, repeat "It's not a violin" 1,000+ times while it forms
  • Cello: Haunting screams, blood, the souls of small children, with a pinch of callouses
  • Double Bass: Unfortunately small hands, good fashion sense, shy smiles
  • Percussion: Attractive face, sweaty palms, a curse to follow them through their life
  • Piccolo: ears of steel, utter insanity, pretty hands
  • Flute: Lush hair, independence, lack of enough practice time
  • Clarinet: Sass, despair, raw talent
  • Bass Clarinet: spooky, haunting eyes that entangle you in mystery, nachos
  • Oboe: Self hatred, more self hatred, frightening talent with sharp objects.
  • Bassoon: eternal damnation, cute face, social ineptness, mystery ingredient
  • Horn: Beautiful hair, pretty eyes, frighteningly quiet- possibly murderous intent
  • Trumpet: Big ego, Dazzling smile, Strong opinions (good and/or bad)
  • Trombone: Extreme body type in any sense, uncooperative hair, nocturnal tendencies
  • Tuba: Constant hunger, strong lungs, willpower of an ox
Reblogged from clarinet kid.
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smartsquid:

i spent the last 45 minutes drawing this

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edwardspoonhands:

unhappy-mordred:

so I write for a site called Infinite Explorers, and right now I’m writing an article about Hank Green, and I…I just don’t think that’s accurate?

I mean…I’m proud of ‘Pride and Prejudice’, but I really think that ‘Love in the Time of Cholera’ is my best work…or possibly ‘On The Origin of Species.’

Reblogged from Hank's Tumblr
A TEXT POST

flikky:

flikky:

Light’s dialogue in Death Note is SO much better if you imagine it as an OKCupid profile.

M’isa.

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Swedish Wedding March by Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire (as performed on recorder)

Testing microphone with new Macbook, workin pretty well I think :D

A VIDEO

lucidkutiel:

Remember that show in cartoon network, 6teen?? This episode never aired in the US! It was due to the episode containing a self proclaimed gay character (rather than in other episodes in which some characters were heavily implied to be gay) 

Wow this is something (gay is 15 mins in btw)

Reblogged from rachel
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dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

Reblogged from Music To My Ears
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Choice quotes from Apple Support (they’re so enthusiastic)